Why are you not in more of my classes? How can I get to know you better without that?

Bets on who someone will hook up with the first time they meet a person.

I am actually angry. I can’t even comprehend it. What were they thinking…

I have more problems than I care to count.

My only ability to compensate for that, false swagg.

Tonight I’m finding a way to make the things that you say just a little less obvious.